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Pre-game: I'm actually watching the re-aired debate on CNN 2 hours later, because I missed the beginning. I have been humming and living like a moron for the last 2 hours.

09:00pm: Tom Brokaw has really small lips. He needs Botox.
09:01pm: McCain does that two handed wave like he just saw his mother in the crowd.
09:02pm: Oh Allen, how fast can you update your glasses? Those are huge!
09:06pm: There's quite a large amount of balled people the crowd.
09:07pm: Where is McCain walking? The camera can't follow him around.
09:10pm: There's one for Obama agreeing with McCain.
09:11pm: Good Question Oliver even though McCain just put you down your intelligence because your black.
09:16pm: I'm making a prediction that this will be the most undebate-like debate in the history of the United States.
09:21pm: Barack is talking intellectual again. He just lost the whole South of the country.
09:24pm: Build a bunch of Nuclear power plants? Great.
09:27pm: Brokaw gets rough and
09:29pm: What's up with the CNN dail tracker? Ohio independent male voters hate McCain, but love Palin.
09:31pm: "Go out and shop", hahaha, I forgot about that.
09:32pm: Obama knocks Korea. Ahhh, who doesn't love Samsung LCDs?
09:34pm: A hatchet and scalpel... not a good comparison.
09:35pm: John McCain just revealed a secret, but it wasn't a secret. I think he just made it up.
09:43pm: John, saying that solving Social Security is easy and it can be done because Ronald Regan did it makes no sense at all.
09:47pm: If I had a dollar for every time McCain says "pork barrel", I'd be a...
09:54pm: McCain just made a joke about hair implants. I could hear a pin drop in the room.
09:55pm: McCain just got called out. I think I've seen more of his back than his face.
09:56pm: Ohio male voters are wimps. They don't like actual "debating".
10:02pm: "...in the history of the world", lets not get general people.
10:09pm: Ohio female voters are loving Obama now or maybe they are doing it to spite Palin.
10:11pm: It's funny to hear Obama say, "take him out."
10:23pm: McCain almost made out with one of the former military crowd members.
10:32pm: Learning about countries we don't know where they are? Are we invading Macau?
10:33pm: Good job McCain, blocking Brokaw. That was the election.
10:35pm: McCain just passed his wife to Obama. Oh the bad jokes I can make here.

Post-game: I can't tell you enough how much I'm glad it's over. I should of played drinking games with my roommate.