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Pre-game: The final debate of all 3 debates. Hopeful this will have some fireworks unlike the last too. Looks like McCain needs to hit a Grand Slam or he's going to be hanging out with the Red Sox.

09:00pm: Schefer starts off with looking at the wrong camera and explains his new idea on how to handle long talkers.
09:01pm: McCain almost forgot Sen. Obama's name.
09:02pm: Why does McCain have unbalanced cheeks? He talks like he has a jawbreaker in his mouth.
09:05pm: Obama has a lazy eye-lid like me! Maybe we're related?
09:07pm: McCain goes on the offensive. Now we're talkin'! Let see some fireworks.
09:11pm: McCain brings up the Ireland reference. They also tried to produce the Delorean. Great Scott!
09:14pm: Obama is hard to break, but he takes 3 hours to explain his positions and the average American has an attention span of 3 minutes.
09:20pm: Turns up the heat more with looking at Obama in the eye.
09:23pm: Obama had a laugh for a half a breath.
09:25pm: Oh a commercials questions...
09:00pm: The men still have a man-crush on McCain according to the CNN ticker.
09:33pm: McCain just admitted that he's proud of his racist supporters.
09:35pm: Obama just laughed at McCain... That's all I can say. I've got nothing.
09:42pm: Autism? Nice come back Obama.
09:47pm: I think is McCain is afraid of black people.
09:50pm: Another South Korean reference! Obama should look at the FTA between US/Korea. It's not so fair for Korea.
09:56pm: It's hard to make new jokes when the candidates spit out the same talking points that they went to "Debate Camp" for.
09:58pm: McCain sure does like Joe the Plummer.
10:01pm: Obama takes another hour explaining McCain's bad healthcare plan.
10:13pm: Did Obama just say "Cavalier Activity?" Hahaha...
10:15pm: I see that education is the last question after Roe vs. Wade. No wonder we are behind Serbia in Math & Science.
10:19pm: McCain just said he wants former military service man to be able to teach without certification straight out of the military.
10:25pm: Looks like McCain is trying to target the Autism vote which is about 0.00001% of the country.
10:26pm: McCain just laughed and I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
10:30pm: Obama just finished a speech without saying "God Bless America". God bless him!

Post-game: I'm glad to say that the final debate is over. It's been a struggle to keep this debate diary. I thought it would be fun and zany like that movie Spaceballs, but instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy. Simpsons quote.

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