[conor]

Pre-game: I'm picking CNN as the station I'm watching this huuuuuge debate on, because it might be a little bit more comical and gay, rather than my reliable C-Span. CNN is bragging about their cool interactive features on the TV screen. I think Wolf just had a Blitzer in his pants.

09:00pm: Jim Lehrer is a great newsman, but he has crazy shark eyes.
09:01pm: What's up with the black window in the back. Where's the guy with the radar gun?
09:02pm: Obama got the first wave to the crowd in.
09:04pm: Barack is looking very serious and dreamy.
09:06pm: "Mainstreet", cheesy world of the night already used twice.
09:08pm: Ohhhh Jim actually wants a real debate. Good job shark eyes.
09:11pm: Lehrer is trying to spice it up. That's pretty sad when he's 70+ years old.
09:15pm: Both canidates are not being funny. Stop being so serious!
09:18pm: Was that a laugh by McCain? Or a heart murmur?
09:20pm: Is "pork barrell spending" a word that was used in the last 80 years?
09:24pm: Oooow, now it's getting testy.
09:25pm: Obama called him "John". They must be best friends.
09:28pm: Yeah, afforable college!
09:30pm: Defense cuts? That's a no-no for Republicans McCain.
09:31pm: Nooo he called him Tom, not John.
09:33pm: The first mention about foreign policy. Isn't this a foreign policy debate?
09:36pm: It's all China's fault. Now I understand.
09:38pm: Obama goes on the offensive. Gain of 3 yards.
09:39pm: Winning in Iraq? I thought Bush gave up that talking point.
09:43pm: Obama's Columbia trained head is processing 100 things at time.
09:45pm: Obama goes deep on the Iraq war. Touchdown, but misses the extra point.
09:52pm: God, where's the fireworks? If a bomb goes off nobody will know.
10:00pm: Uh oh, here comes the stories.
10:03pm: Second holocaust? It's that a little much John?
10:06pm: Why do they keep agreeing with each other? This is a debate people.
10:08pm: I think McCain just learned the new Pakistani presidents name last night.
10:12pm: John is getting "up-idy".
10:16pm: Obama doesn't like to be interupted, but doesn't want to look condensending.
10:18pm: K-G-B and 1-2-3!
10:25pm: 5 minute drill.
10:26pm: McCain's heel hoop appears! That is so annoying.
10:27pm: Another 9-11 attack, what a great ending question.
10:30pm: Obama gives too much credit. No winners here. The VP debates are going to be 9-11 all over again compared to this.
10:35pm: Extra time? McCain talks about Barack in a condensending way. The gloves come off. Cheney must of been coaching him.
10:37pm: It's over. CNN's interactive features flat lined must of the time.

Post-game: See you in St. Louis. Final score, nobody cares.

[kathy whited]

Sunday's Chiefs game was better! Can you believe they won? Patrick, thanks for the great club level seats. Mom